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ABC’s,
STD’s This version varies little from the
original, except in the ending. This
was mostly a reconstruction from my memory of the song done after Jerky! had
broken up. I know my STD’s Sexually transmitted disease Syphilis will give you a rash If you sleep with any old trash If you’ve got hepatitis B Yellow skin is what you’ll see Herpes I and Herpes II If you’ve got these, we can’t help you (Chorus:) STD’s are nasty things So be careful what your partner brings You better watch what you catch Cause you just might get a rash Vaginitis will make you swell It can make your life a burning hell Crabs is genital lice I bet that doesn’t feel nice When you’ve got gonorrhea You are growing some kind of bacteria Scabies are tiny mites They will give you lots of bites (Chorus) AIDS is the most well-known Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome Trichominiasis Will make it hurt when you piss You won’t like genital warts They can really make you hurt Chlamydia will damage your organs So that you can’t perform (Chorus) (Switch to tune of ABC’s) A-B-C-D-E-F-G Now I know my STD’s Next time when you sleep with me I hope you think twice about safety top – original – discuss – poetry
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All original material © 2003 Erika Salomon.
