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ABC’s, STD’s

[Revised Version]

I know my STD’s

Sexually transmitted disease

Syphilis will give you a rash

If you sleep with any old trash

Herpes I and Herpes II

If you’ve got these, we can’t help you

If you’ve got hepatitis B

Yellow skin is what you’ll see

(Chorus:)

STD’s are nasty things

You should watch what your partner brings

You need to be careful what you catch

Cause you just might get a rash

Crabs is genital lice

I bet that doesn’t feel nice

If you’ve got gonorrhea

You’re growing some kind of bacteria

Vaginitis will make you swell

It can make your life a burning hell

Scabies is caused by mites

They’ll give you lots of bites

(Chorus)

Chlamydia will damage your organs

It can make you unable to perform

AIDS is the most well-known

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

Trichominiasis

Will make it hurt when you piss

You won’t like genital warts

They can really make you hurt

(Chorus)

(Switch to tune of ABC’s)

Now I know my STD’s

Next time won’t you sing with me

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