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Item Checklist

__ An opossum with a glass eye, including medical bills proving need for glass eye.

__ A four-year old with a wooden leg and photo ID proving age.  Extra prize for a four-year old pirate (must have authentic living pirate parrot that says “ARRRR”).

__ A striped salmon.

__ A blueberry bush with exactly 37 intact berries.

__ A piñata in the shape of a parrot with an eye patch.  Must have been filled with fast food mustard, ketchup, salt, and pepper packages.

__ An ex-band member from Jerky!  Must have been carrying a jerky pin and equipment.

__ A mullet.

__ A plastic spork used for pork chops.  Must have food remnants.

__ The energizer bunny.  Points off if twitching (still going).

__ A resident of Chatsworth with all teeth intact.

__ A cow weighing exactly 1245.6 pounds.

__ A jackalope.

__ A goat which recently received an enema.

__ A purple monkey dishwasher.

__ An armadillo.

__ An old man with two nipple rings.

__ A poodle in a leather coat.

__ An official member of the 21”N”39 club.  Must have a separate picture of 21”N”39 tattoo.

__ A declawed raccoon.

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